Signal House reads your Google reviews against the cafes nearby, and checks what AI assistants tell people who ask where to get coffee. You get a short, human-checked page of what to fix.
A 4.4 rating can mean “great coffee, slow queue” or “nice space, average coffee.” We read the reviews behind the star rating and show you what customers praise, what they complain about, and how that compares with the cafes around you.
Indicative pricing. Starter suits a single independent cafe; Pulse and up suit chains. Want to see it first? We’re doing 3 free review reports this October. DM “REPORT” to claim one.
We ask the same questions a customer would, in English and Malay, and record what each assistant says about your cafe. AI repeats what your reviews and listings say, so most of what we find can be fixed.
A one-page scan: what 6 AI assistants say about you, and what to fix. DM “AI” on Instagram to claim a slot.
DM “AI” on InstagramAlso free: 3 Social Listening Report slots. DM “REPORT”.
Straight talk: nobody can promise an AI will recommend you, and answers change from one run to the next. We report patterns across several answers, not one screenshot, and we never fake reviews or mentions.
Send one word to @signalhouse.my on Instagram. No forms, no logins, nothing to pay.
What ChatGPT, Gemini, Google AI, Claude, Perplexity and Grok say about your cafe, any wrong details, and what to fix. One page.
3 slots onlyYour Google reviews vs 3 nearby rivals you pick, with the top praises and complaints and what to do this month. One page.
3 slots onlyA working sample built on live public data: Google reviews across 80 outlets and YouTube conversation about four coffee chains, over one month. Brand names are anonymised and customer comments are paraphrased.
On-topic mentions only. Brand names anonymised.
The Starter report uses the same method on one page: your cafe and 3 nearby rivals, compared on wait, price, taste, service and ambience.
Open the full sample reportMessage @signalhouse.my on Instagram. Send “AI”, “REPORT”, or just a question.
Your cafe’s name and area. For a listening report, pick 3 nearby cafes to compare against.
Within 48 hours you get a short, human-checked page: what people and AI are saying, and what to fix first.
Yes. We use AI to help sort and tag reviews, but every report and scan is checked by a human before it reaches you. That includes Malay, Manglish and Chinese comments, and sarcasm, which keyword tools often read the wrong way.
No. We only use public information, such as your Google reviews, public posts and what AI assistants say when anyone asks. We never ask for passwords or access to your accounts.
Within 48 hours of you telling us your cafe and area (and, for a listening report, the 3 cafes you want to compare against).
The Social Listening Report shows what customers say about you in reviews, next to 3 nearby rivals. The AI Scan shows what AI assistants repeat from those reviews and listings. They work well together, but you can start with either one.
No, and nobody honestly can. AI answers change from run to run and depend on what is written about you online. We show you what they say today, where it comes from, and the fixes most likely to help.
No. We never name cafes in our public posts or samples. Your report is for you.