We check what ChatGPT, Gemini, Google AI and three other AI tools say about your cafe, compare your hours and details across Google, Burpple and food blogs, read your recent reviews, and send you one page of what to fix.
DM “AI” to @signalhouse.my on Instagram. 3 free scans this October. No call, no logins, nothing to pay.
A real test, write-ups and free tips from checks we ran in October 2026. Cafes with problems are never named. AI answers also vary a lot from tool to tool: in a large US study, four AI tools picked the same top local business only 4% of the time (Yext, 2026, US data).
These 4 cafes came up most. Copy the exact question, paste it into ChatGPT, and see if your cafe is on the list.
See the list → ArticleWe checked 5 Klang Valley cafes. Every one had an old Burpple page that disagreed with Google about which day it’s closed. Here’s why that matters for AI answers.
Read the article → Free tips10 things you can do yourself, in order: fix your Google listing, clean up old pages, ask every guest for an honest review, and more.
Read the tips → ArticleAI tools now search, compare and even book for people. How they pick a shortlist of cafes, and why wrong hours online quietly lose you customers.
Read the article →We ask the same questions a customer would, in English and Malay, and record what each assistant says about your cafe. AI repeats what your reviews and listings say, so most of what we find can be fixed.
A one-page scan: what 6 AI assistants say about you, and what to fix. DM “AI” on Instagram to claim a slot.
DM “AI” on InstagramAlso free: 3 Social Listening Report slots. DM “REPORT”.
Straight talk: nobody can promise an AI will recommend you, and answers change from one run to the next. We report patterns across several answers, not one screenshot, and we never fake reviews or mentions.
Send one word to @signalhouse.my on Instagram. No forms, no logins, nothing to pay.
What ChatGPT, Gemini, Google AI, Claude, Perplexity and Grok say about your cafe, any wrong details, and what to fix. One page.
3 slots onlyYour Google reviews vs 3 nearby rivals you pick, with the top praises and complaints and what to do this month. One page.
3 slots onlyA working sample built on live public data: Google reviews across 80 outlets and YouTube conversation about four coffee chains, over one month. Brand names are anonymised and customer comments are paraphrased.
On-topic mentions only. Brand names anonymised.
The Starter report uses the same method on one page: your cafe and 3 nearby rivals, compared on wait, price, taste, service and ambience.
Open the full sample reportMessage @signalhouse.my on Instagram. Send “AI”, “REPORT”, or just a question.
Your cafe’s name and area. For a listening report, pick 3 nearby cafes to compare against.
Within 48 hours you get a short, human-checked page: what people and AI are saying, and what to fix first.
A 4.4 rating can mean “great coffee, slow queue” or “nice space, average coffee.” We read the reviews behind the star rating and show you what customers praise, what they complain about, and how that compares with the cafes around you.
Indicative pricing. Starter suits a single independent cafe; Pulse and up suit chains. Want to see it first? We’re doing 3 free review reports this October. DM “REPORT” to claim one.
Yes. We use AI to help sort and tag reviews, but every report and scan is checked by a human before it reaches you. That includes Malay, Manglish and Chinese comments, and sarcasm, which keyword tools often read the wrong way.
No. We only use public information, such as your Google reviews, public posts and what AI assistants say when anyone asks. We never ask for passwords or access to your accounts.
Within 48 hours of you telling us your cafe and area (and, for a listening report, the 3 cafes you want to compare against).
The Social Listening Report shows what customers say about you in reviews, next to 3 nearby rivals. The AI Scan shows what AI assistants repeat from those reviews and listings. They work well together, but you can start with either one.
No, and nobody honestly can. AI answers change from run to run and depend on what is written about you online. We show you what they say today, where it comes from, and the fixes most likely to help.
No. We never name cafes in our public posts or samples. Your report is for you.